Next Gen Sunday
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North Heights Quote Book (Part 1)
You've seen the bloopers; now it's your chance to read the quotes! Take a peek into the North Heights working environment, and read all the crazy things our staff says on a daily basis!
“I stand corrected.” – John Oldfield
“Actually, you’re sitting.” -TJ Anderson
“We got a very big check in the mail.” *turns to Brandon* “Thanks by the way.” – John O.
“You may not want to cash that yet.” -Brandon
“I could never forget you, what’s-your-face.” -Diane to Tracy
“Well, use your prayer language, dummy.” -Jordan to Brandon
“Take it to Bob. We pay him to care.” -Jordan
“You can’t ask an ear to be a toe.” – Fred.
“That would be earitating.” -TJ
“No one could have fallen asleep during that sermon…. Not that they usually fall asleep…” -John Oldfield
“Just because I’m older than dirt doesn’t mean I have to be teased.” -John Oldfield
“We should use the cool kid list [to send Christmas cards].” – Brandon
“You’ll get one anyway.” – John
“The problem is that the production demands are so high, but my cares are so low.” -Tim
“There were some people that didn’t want to step foot on my driveway.” -Tatiana
“I feel that way about your office.” -Fred
“We’re not a cult. We’re cult adjacent.” -Jordan
“Did I tell you that Kai bought dynamite for Young at Heart?!” -Tatiana
“Is it nut free?” -Sarah Pieper
“Well John is involved, so…no.” -TJ
“Go to the bathroom now or forever hold you pees.” – TJ
(walking into a room with authority) “I need a man!” – Michelle
“I’m running on two hours of sleep, four cups of coffee, and a piece of cake.” -Brandon
“I need an adult!” – Brandon
“Either you like the pants, or I don’t like you.” -Sweden.
“They haven’t fired me yet.” – Brandon
“We’re working on it.” – Tracy
“Was that you whistling? I can’t whistle either.” – Gary to Fred
“I’ll be back. That’s a threat.” -John
“You’re sitting on your phone. Are you hatching it? For little baby phones?” – Fred
*big squeak sound* “Is that John or the chair? Did John forget to apply some WD40 this morning?” – Brandon
“Let me tell you about udon.” -Hannah
“Have a great week with lots of carrots.” -Sweden
“Daycare’s calling.” -Tom
“They want you to enroll?” -Gary
“Why would you eat a reindeer? Santa needs those.” -Tatiana
“Pagan.” – Brandon
“Hey, did I tell you guys about the tater tot hotdish scandal of 2024?” -Hannah
“Well, I was born at a very young age.” – Dan on his first day
“Oh. I thought that was gonna be mints, and it’s scissors.” – Jason
“Was that brownie worth me putting skid marks on your face?” – Tracy to Hannah
“Don’t comment on Tom’s pants; it’s a sensitive subject.” – Denny
“Okay! I’m going to go lay by my dog bowl.” -John Oldfield