North Heights Quote Book Part 2

Who is Pat Rio? Are computer demons real? Which staff member would wreck himself for a donut? See below for the crazy things our North Heights staff say on a daily.

“It’s like watching this guy make a salad out of rocks.” – Jacob

 

“Spock was my first love.” – Kati

 

Jason: *laughs to himself* “I just told myself a joke; sorry.”

 

“Why are you so anti-pancake?” -Brandon

“Why are you so anti-me?” – John

 

“Someone spelled my name ‘Hannag,’ in an email, and I’m trying to figure out if it’s intentional or not…” -Hannah

 

“My big guts are eating my little guts.” – Rich

 

“I’m a walking cloud of doom, truth, and harsh reality.” – Brandon

 

“There was so much hay in the hay day.” -Jason

 

“I know I did something smart; I just can’t remember when it was.” -Brandon

 

*TJ sees Jason’s message title is “Testing the Spirits”

“Are you thinking standardized tests?” – TJ

 

“I’m an equal opportunity no-er.” – Brandon

 

“Because we’re fishers of men, we don’t eat people.” – Jason

  

“I had a question but upon further review, it was stupid.” – John

 

“My kids came 2 by 2. But the ark is closed now.” - Tracy

 

“If you’re talking about toilet paper and death, then I’m leaving.” -John

 

“Speaking of Cinderella, hi John!” – Tracy

 

“I would wreck myself for a donut.” – Jason

 

“If I had feelings, that would hurt them.” – Brandon

 

“Every time I see the word ‘patriotic,’ I think to myself, that can’t be how it’s spelled. Pat Rio…Tic?” -Hannah

 

“Are you going to find your soul? You lost it again?” – TJ to John

 

“Free food is just as healthy as food you pay for.” -Kati

 

“So my donkey was wearing these boots, and he was like heehaw.” – Sweden

 

“I believe computer demons are real.” – Nate

 

“You can watch people scream and eat your rhubarb ice cream.” – Joy

 

“There are dummies all around the building…but the inanimate ones are in the Fireside.” – Jason

  

“Go have a heckin’ frolic!” – Kati

 

“That squirrel is pooping.” -Jessy

“Oh! I’ve never seen a squirrel pooping!” -Hannah

  

“What? I ate Bob’s face.” - Brandon

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