North Heights Quote Book (Part 1)

You've seen the bloopers; now it's your chance to read the quotes! Take a peek into the North Heights working environment, and read all the crazy things our staff says on a daily basis!

“I stand corrected.” – John Oldfield

“Actually, you’re sitting.” -TJ Anderson

  

“We got a very big check in the mail.” *turns to Brandon* “Thanks by the way.” – John O.

“You may not want to cash that yet.” -Brandon

 

“I could never forget you, what’s-your-face.” -Diane to Tracy

 

“Well, use your prayer language, dummy.” -Jordan to Brandon

 

“Take it to Bob. We pay him to care.” -Jordan

 

“You can’t ask an ear to be a toe.” – Fred.

“That would be earitating.” -TJ

 

“No one could have fallen asleep during that sermon…. Not that they usually fall asleep…” -John Oldfield

 

“Just because I’m older than dirt doesn’t mean I have to be teased.” -John Oldfield

  

“We should use the cool kid list [to send Christmas cards].” – Brandon

“You’ll get one anyway.” – John

  

“The problem is that the production demands are so high, but my cares are so low.” -Tim

 

“There were some people that didn’t want to step foot on my driveway.” -Tatiana

“I feel that way about your office.” -Fred

 

“We’re not a cult. We’re cult adjacent.” -Jordan

 

“Did I tell you that Kai bought dynamite for Young at Heart?!” -Tatiana

  

“Is it nut free?” -Sarah Pieper

“Well John is involved, so…no.” -TJ

 

“Go to the bathroom now or forever hold you pees.” – TJ

 

(walking into a room with authority) “I need a man!” – Michelle

 

“I’m running on two hours of sleep, four cups of coffee, and a piece of cake.” -Brandon

 

“I need an adult!” – Brandon

  

“Either you like the pants, or I don’t like you.” -Sweden.

 

“They haven’t fired me yet.” – Brandon

“We’re working on it.” – Tracy

 

“Was that you whistling? I can’t whistle either.” – Gary to Fred

 

“I’ll be back. That’s a threat.” -John

 

“You’re sitting on your phone. Are you hatching it? For little baby phones?” – Fred

 

*big squeak sound* “Is that John or the chair? Did John forget to apply some WD40 this morning?” – Brandon

 

“Let me tell you about udon.” -Hannah

 

“Have a great week with lots of carrots.” -Sweden 

 

“Daycare’s calling.” -Tom

“They want you to enroll?” -Gary

 

“Why would you eat a reindeer? Santa needs those.” -Tatiana

“Pagan.” – Brandon

 

“Hey, did I tell you guys about the tater tot hotdish scandal of 2024?” -Hannah

 

“Well, I was born at a very young age.” – Dan on his first day

 

“Oh. I thought that was gonna be mints, and it’s scissors.” – Jason

  

“Was that brownie worth me putting skid marks on your face?” – Tracy to Hannah

 

“Don’t comment on Tom’s pants; it’s a sensitive subject.” – Denny

 

“Okay! I’m going to go lay by my dog bowl.” -John Oldfield